I know, I know…it’s a day that’s become a week!
And what a great start it got off to at Gryffe High School in Houston, Renfrewshire.
The wonderfully enthusiastic librarian, Christine Kerr, had organised for me to speak to S1 in the school’s theatre – one of those with a steep rake, which I love because a) I can see everyone easily, b) it makes for a good atmosphere and c) it saves on my voice…and I’m going to need my voice this week!
As always, we ended with a competition. Usually there’s 1 winner. This time there were 3! And one of those was a teacher. (Keeps pupils on their toes!)
Apparently cries of ‘Yabadabadoo’ were to be heard down the school corridors for the rest of the afternoon. Heh heh, I can’t imagine who could have inspired those…
Time flies and my diary fills…all the more so in the run-up to World Book Day on Thursday 3 March 2016. So here’s a further update (accurate at the time of posting) on my availability for author sessions around that time.
w/c 22 Feb – I can be anywhere in Central Scotland on the Mon, Tues & Wed. Can’t do the Thurs. Can do anywhere in or around London on Fri; and from Greater London down to Lewes on Sat and possibly Sun.
w/c 29 Feb (yes, it’s a leap year)– Limited availability Mon & Tues in South/West/Central Scotland. Wed: can do 1 session in/around Edinburgh in the afternoon. Thurs (World Book Day): sorry, fully booked. Fri, Sat & Sun: available
w/c 7 Mar – available Mon, Thur & Fri.
w/c 14 Mar – Available Mon morning, Tues & Wed in Scotland. Can’t do Thurs. Fri: can do pretty much anywhere from London northwards.
You’ll find full details of what I talk about in schools elsewhere on this site.
I like this logic from my publisher, Strident.
The following is from a recent West Lothian Council e-bulletin:
‘Author visit: Hilarious author Keith Charters is appearing at East Calder Library from 11am to 12 noon on Friday 17 July. Keith’s sessions are described as ‘stand-up comedy based around books’.
As well as talking about how he became an author, Keith will be providing great tips on creative writing and reading hilarious sections from his book. He’ll also be giving away prizes in a very lively competition. Places are free, but must be booked in advance by calling East Calder Library on 01506 883633.’
Although it says I’m ‘appearing’ at East Calder Library, I don’t think it means in the way that ghosts appear. I sure hope not! If I do resemble a ghost it’s because summer has forgotten to turn up this year (it’s raining outside as I type).
Hope you can join in the fun. I’m really looking forward to to this return to West Lothian after presenting in Fauldhouse and Bathgate libraries last month.
[A special ‘thank you’ to the Burgess family for forwarding the bulletin.]
Star Trek was strange. ‘Space: the final front ear.’ Why would people have ears at the front? Very odd.
But space is fascinating. And it will be extra specially fascinating at about 0930 on Friday 20 March, because that’s when the next full solar eclipse will take place.
In the UK we’ll get a partial eclipse, but it will still be over 80% throughout the UK, and over 90% in Central Scotland. Go even further north, e.g. to Lewis or Harris, and you’ll be in the 95% zone. Exciting stuff.
It was a little corner of space that inspired me to write the 4th LEE book, Lee on the Dark Side of the Moon. And I rather fancy the idea of being in a school to talk about that book on the day of the eclipse. I’ll be able to wheel out my Moon facts!
Here’s a good Moon (and solar eclipse) fact to start with. Why do we get perfect eclipses? Why doesn’t the sun peep round the edges, or why doesn’t the Moon look twice as large as the Sun? The answer is that the Sun’s diameter is 400 times that of the Moon; but the Sun is also exactly 400 times further from the Earth than is the Moon. In short, the 400s cancel out each other.
So, let me know if you’d be interested in a visit. It would ‘eclipse’ all others!
You may groan now…